Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Norbit 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  learned a lot of life lessons.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  In order for any of these midsommar riffs to be worthwhile, they either a) need to be well written / idiosyncratic in their own right, be eventful and engaging, or b) be technically impressive and well directed. unfortunately opus doesn’t do either of these things but it’s nice to see john malkovich hamming it up on a 25 ft tall screen. still, even that doesn’t make up for the faux bouts of philosophy and the insufferable showcases of weird cultish indulgences.

  most interesting moment of the film was the very slow aspect ratio change at the end.

Popular reviews

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  Flight Risk 2025

  Watched 23 Jan 2025

  i watched this while eating a wahlburger with some wahl fries dipped in wahl sauce.

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  sorta flat and monotonous. never takes advantage of the medium. made for and enjoyed by people who haven't touched these type of games.