Kristian Dwyer

Kristian Dwyer

Mad in a world of chaos

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future Collection
  • GoodFellas
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Fight Club

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  • Spaceman

    ★★★

  • That's My Boy

    ★★

  • You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    ★★★½

  • Blue Beetle

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  • Spaceman

    Spaceman

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • That's My Boy

    That's My Boy

    ★★

    Ugh, I forgot how much of a chore this film was. Adam Sandler hadn't made Grown Ups 2 yet, Andy Samberg was in his prime. How did they stuff it up? God awful writing, some terrible story takes and ugh... a few genuinely funny moments but otherwise a bit meh.

    +1/2 star - Andy Samberg does his best with what he's got.
    +1/2 star - Eva Amurri as the stupidest named, yet dream "hot teacher" we wish we all had.
    +1/2 star - Jimmy Caan RIP
    +1/2 star - "Word to your mother, brother f*cker"

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  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys

    ★★★★½

    "I'm here about some monkeys!"

    Really stands up to the test of time.

    Willis and Stowe are in career best form whilst Gilliam transcends from his Python days to get the best out of his actors.

    Pitt also excels as the maniacal Jeffrey Goines, arguably one of the performances of his early career.

    Brilliant.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Oh my god.

    I know it's an early contender but this might just be my film of the year for 2015.

    JK Simmons puts in the performance of his career, and Miles Teller performs out of his skin.

    It raises all the questions you'd expect like, how far is too far, whilst also portraying a brilliant narrative that is superbly put together with scintillating acting, pitch perfect sound editing and the touch of a director who knew exactly what he…