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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I wonder if Jacob can sit kris-cross apple sauce? Us talls don’t know how to do it. Might need him to show me.

  But if I ask him directly, he may just say he was at “Black Bag”… which would make me want to go perform a lie detector test on that man.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I would clone Jacob

Popular reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Feel good movie of the year.

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  Disturbia 2007

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2024 1

  Saw Jacob reviewed this one and I had seen it too… if you’re reading this Jacob, I’ll find you.

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