kristen

kristen

film theory + sarcasm

Favorite films

  • Twilight
  • Saltburn
  • Peter Pan
  • Hereditary

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  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • White Chicks

    ★★★

  • What Jennifer Did

    ★★½

  • Descendants: The Rise of Red

    ★★

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    Ok ok okay. Let me gather my thoughts. So first of all you’re telling me all of this happened so Jack Quaid could get laid. Lol. no but like obvi she was a bot, but i needed more. i enjoy a 90 min. story, but this took too long to tell much of anything, and then wrapped up very fast.
    Also: 
    What happened to Teddy? he really said ok Iris, whatever you want queen then imma dip.
    AND, if the…

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★

    this made me hate the tsa even more.

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  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★★★½

    sobbing. i mean it was just so perfect. and the MOMENTSSSS! the moments that matter in life ughhh… I love that, i love how it encapsulated the moments in time so brilliantly and singularly, the people you meet and touch and how it changes you. i need to see these two on screen together again. their chemistry and love was phenomenal. okay now i’m off to go cry some more 😢

  • Uglies

    Uglies

    ★½

    so ur telling me i could get a bbl and rhinoplasty for free. sign me up!! like i see no flaws in this society if im being so fr.

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