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Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  * clap 👏🏻*

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  Love, Simon 2018

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  This film is not 100% shitty but at the same time it’s nothing new: always the same plot, the same “plot twist”, the same characters, nothing new.
  Love, Jacques.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 11 Nov 2024 1

  She’s literally me as soon as I lose the under 25 free admissions in museums. 
  Loved everything, from the acting of Demi Moore (not very demure) to the music through the colours of the room and their complexity. Loved the final even if is a bit exaggerated (that’s the reason why I didn’t give to this masterpiece a 5 stars review).
  Great movie and great acting performance from both of the gorgeous actresses.
  If u are reading this review and u didn’t watch it yet, take a look bb ;)

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  The Tearsmith 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  I knew it was gonna be a cringe movie… but this is over the cringe level I could have ever imagined.

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