Kristofer__

Kristofer__

I’m really funny and humble.

Favorite films

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Scream
  • The Greatest Showman
  • Toy Story

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  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • Love, Simon

    ★★

  • 18 Presents

    ★★★

  • Poor Things

    ★★★★½

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    * clap 👏🏻*

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★

    This film is not 100% shitty but at the same time it’s nothing new: always the same plot, the same “plot twist”, the same characters, nothing new.
    Love, Jacques.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    She’s literally me as soon as I lose the under 25 free admissions in museums. 
    Loved everything, from the acting of Demi Moore (not very demure) to the music through the colours of the room and their complexity. Loved the final even if is a bit exaggerated (that’s the reason why I didn’t give to this masterpiece a 5 stars review).
    Great movie and great acting performance from both of the gorgeous actresses.
    If u are reading this review and u didn’t watch it yet, take a look bb ;)

  • The Tearsmith

    The Tearsmith

    ½

    I knew it was gonna be a cringe movie… but this is over the cringe level I could have ever imagined.

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