kristoinette

kristoinette

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Way Way Back
  • Easy A

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  • Father of the Bride

    ★★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★

  • My Sister's Keeper

    ★★½

  • Zola

    ★★★★

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  • Father of the Bride

    Father of the Bride

    ★★★

    oh '91, how i miss films with shots that last longer than 5 seconds. cute, classic film, except i think the daughter was definitely too young and immature for marriage, especially to a man she'd known three months. and then being bratty about her dad not wanting to pay out the fucking ass to renovate his house for her stupid ill-advised wedding. and aint no fucking way would i be paying for 9 round trip tickets for my in-laws family WHO IS SIGNIFICANTLY RICHER THAN ME. frankly, steve martin should have been allowed to shoot someone in this movie.

  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★½

    looked pretty, but lacked any real substance. feels as if it’s captured a moment in time, meaning no real story, resolution, or character development. the stupidity of the main characters, while accurate for 21 and 23, makes for a frustrating experience where you aren’t rooting for them and results in no real stakes.

  • Zola

    Zola

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.