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Cemetery Man 1994
How in the hell did I end up enjoying this film so much?
Probably the most eager I’ve been to log a film in a while. Mainly because I bought this on a whim. I said “I need more SEVERIN titles!” And this one and THE MASK OF SATAN popped up. They sounded interesting, and Affirm.
I popped the disc in with no expectations… opening scene, I’m hooked.
(Insert what the film is about here)
However; it’s so much more…
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Godzilla vs. Biollante 1989
Even with the most mediocre Godzilla movie I am easily entertained.
This film had two problems:
1. Those weird Middle Eastern gangsters that looked like a latino portrayed in West Side Story. I didn’t get their storyline, nor why they kept coming back. They never succeeded!
2. The music. Other than the main theme, every other song sounded as if it were pulled out of random sitcoms. They didn’t even sound as if they were from the same film.
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Lisa Frankenstein 2024
Who ever days this movie was fun, lied.
The script is bland, and the pacing is slow for a horror/comedy.
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