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Alien: Romulus 2024
Easiest dad blow bet of my life. Should of risked more. Ready to accept all arguments that the Oscars mean nothing now.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
The harder the audience laughed, the faster my blood boiled.
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Showgirls 1995
Had to wait for all the blood to return to my head before writing this review.
I feel like most movies have a sex scene for no reason that adds nothing to the story. It's just to show the latest Hollywood piece of ass. Showgirls, has sex with purpose! Each scene thrusts you deeper into the plot, glazing over no details, leaving you quivering in anticipation from scene to scene.
I don't know what went harder. My dick? Or the…
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