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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  My girlfriend once asked me if I'd ever fuck myself if I had a clone, and I'm so glad there's a movie exploring that question for me. (Also clasism, hierarchy, capitalism, individualism, and immigration. But like whatever)

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2024

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