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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021
At least Wesker didn't get killed by a door
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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard 2021
This one was a lot more LOUD than the first one, and I don't just mean the action. I like Salma Hayek but sometimes her character got so overbearing it was annoying. Plus Ryan Reynolds just kinda felt *there* like without much of a presence in story and surely not in action. This just made me want to watch the original again.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
I'm confident in my precognitive rating, fite me nerds
EDIT: My rating will stay
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Resident Evil: The Final Chapter 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This doesn't get a 0.5, it gets a 0
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Kill Wesker with a fookin DOOR. A DOOR. The man has the Prototype Virus in his system, although I think it's the regular T-Strain in this universe, but he can't dodge a DOOR?!?!?! I hope you got a good suck, Paul, cause highlighting your wife this much is pushing it.
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