Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades Darker 2017

  ½ Rewatched 06 Feb 2025

  Why do these end in such weird places

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  The Addams Family 1991

  ★★★½ Rewatched 11 Oct 2024

  Gomez doing a fucking somersault into the house to save Morticia is honestly what I want from a partner

Popular reviews

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  Mickybo and Me 2004

  ★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2021

  Absolutely hilarious but a shite ending

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  Hippopotamus 2018

  ½ Watched 14 Jul 2021

  Essentially just a wattpad fanfiction romanticising Stockholm syndrome with good camera shots and some snazzy voice overs that actually don't fit the film whatsoever.