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Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The uncanny valley was too deep, I couldn’t climb out of it—especially Dopey. I liked whistle while you work and heigh-ho tho.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  One of the most predictable fucking movies I’ve watched all the way down to actors tripping while running for no reason

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  I sat through an hour and 38 minutes of exposition…

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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