Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  We need to bring back more Rom-Coms adapted from Shakespeare.

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Hot people can get away with murder, if the only person they kill is the biggest jackass alive.

Popular reviews

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2024 1

  I will follow Radio Silence to the ends of the Earth. Ready or Not was an absolute knockout and Scream 6 was a fantastic ending to my all time favorite horror movie franchise. Alisha Weir absolutely steals the show, with Melissa Barrera and Kathryn Newton both absolutely cementing themselves as the modern generation’s Scream Queens. I would love for them and Kiernan Shipka to do a project immediately. Also, please free my man Giancarlo Esposito from just playing Gus Fring every 5 seconds.

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  Uptown Girls 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jun 2024

  I’d make a joke review saying something like the dual-dean of (wo) man, but this movie is truly Dakota Fanning at the beginning of her power, the early 2000s were never the same after this, and Brittany Murphy was a shining star we lost far too soon. Bonus points for having Jesse Spencer and Donald Faison in the same movie together.

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