Kris

Kris

i love media! i love consuming it! i love discussing it!
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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Tangled

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  • Pinocchio

    ★★★★

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★

  • Gnomeo & Juliet

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ★★★★

    Disney Animation Ranked

    Rewatching Pinocchio as an adult is WILD. All i remember from seeing this as a kid was the magic, the songs, and Pinocchio’s dream of being a real boy. But on rewatch, this movie is dark and terrifying! The themes of temptation, deception, and the consequences of bad choices hit much harder when you're older. All of Pleasure Island? I’m freaked out now at 26, and we showed this to children?!

    And Jiminy Cricket? What a terrible conscience!…

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★

    Disney Animation Ranked

    Movie #1 of my mission to watch all Disney / Pixar animated features!

    I just can’t get over the fact that a 14 year old is bossing around grown men and they’re LISTENING?!

    Anyways, a wonderful animated feature that I will forever be grateful for, as it cemented animation’s place in cinema and Walt Disney as one of the greats. Imagine watching this in 1937? What a time! It’s a fine movie, but its impact is monumental.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Dolby

    A funny sci-fi political satire that immediately catches your attention…even with an incredibly long cold open. I did leave the theater with a few loose thread and unanswered questions that Bong Joon-Ho seemed to have left in the first act. But overall, I had a blast.

    Robert Pattinson is in his prime; an incredibly versatile actor who I am loving in everything he does. In Mickey 17, Pattinson is able to capture two completely different yet identical characters with…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Anora is a Cinderella story for girlies with depression—if Cinderella had intimacy issues and a dark sense of humor. It’s the perfect film for anyone who craves real love but panics the second they get it. Mikey Madison nails the role of Ani, a stripper who stumbles into a fairy tale romance with a Russian oligarch’s son, only to realize glass slippers shatter. 

    Sean Baker delivers a film that’s hilarious one second and gut-wrenching the next—like laughing through a breakdown. Anora is for anyone who’s ever fantasized of a their happily ever after but would end up self-sabotaging halfway there. It’s messy, raw, and achingly relatable.