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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Ambitious to a fault. Or maybe too tame? But also super saturated in its symbolism. Or metaphors? or uhh, well like umm.. so its kinda got a lot but like also so yeah.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  lil horny film too -devil emoji-

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  Rush Hour 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Best consumed in 480i, on a TV placed at ceiling height in a doctor's office waiting room.

  Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker provide 95 minutes of deeply saturated and time capsuled action-comedy you can still legally obtain.

  A "Buddy Cop" film rivaled only by 21 Jump Street. But, Jackie says it in this film so take that into account.

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  The Flash 2023

  ★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  I love the flash.
  I love the story of flashpoint.
  this movie sucks fuck

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  Better Man 2024

  ★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  self masturbatory flim about a monkey singer who has too much fame so they do cocaine but then learn how to not do coke and their life gets better and they keep the fame and money and there are no real consequences.
  maybe if they had watched one of the plethora of other rockstar biopics when they started their career then they would have done differently than all the other famous people who have done coke, had too much sex and made too much money.
  same story as the rest, but this time the main character is a monkey i guess.

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