This one’s for the girlies who pissed their parents off so much, who were theatrically dramatic, who said once a week “I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS TOWN FOR GOOD,” who had a week-long vegetarian phase that ended tragically due to the sight of bacon, and who pretended to like hardcore punk for a stupid boy in a band who did not come to her aid when she got kicked in the face in a mosh pit.