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  Wizard So So: Fun Magical Adventure 2008

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  So the rats were naked this whole time?

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Cause Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands. Dinosaur stop!
  Anyway… I’m meant to have thoughts about this film. But I was left without the ability to form them. Holy shit. Who knew the bitey boys could be so bitey.

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Step 1: Offer Alan money
  Step 2: Dinosaurs
  Step 3: Sitting in a helicopter full of bloody trauma thanking god that I don’t ever have to fight another dinosaur

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  The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Let’s never go back to Dinosaur island

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