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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  What’s the best way to diffuse a bad guy’s bomb on a plane? Set off said bomb on said plane while making sure it only kills said bad guy.
  This film was full of carry on. 1 part fun to 2 parts dumb.

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  Flubber 1997

  ★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025 2

  Cannot believe my parents allowed me to rent this from Video Ezy on countless cheap Tuesdays

Popular reviews

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  The Cloverfield Paradox 2018

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2020 1

  I think I counted 9 “a single tear rolls down the protagonist’s cheek” moments in this movie

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  Why are the prequels shit on for being so cringey and meme-worthy? That’s exactly what the originals are.
  Laughable acting. Barely any tension at all. And we know good acting isn’t new, so being made 40+ years ago is no excuse.
  I get that it was a game-changing trilogy for the time, but let’s leave it alone now. Rogue One is the only good thing to come since.

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