kuski

kuski

Hi I'm Josh and most of the time I am pretty miffed at myself for not owning Velcro shoes.

Favorite films

  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • Django Unchained
  • Ghostbusters
  • The Man from Earth

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  • Escape from New York

    ★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

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  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    ★★★★

    Girl: "Snake Plisken? I thought you were dead"

    Snake: "I am."

    Well now I'm dead because that's awesome.

    I love this movie, but 1997 was pretty boring compared to what this movie imagined it would be like. I guess Blade Runner has some similar problems. Ridley Scott went all the way to 2019 but we still don't have flying cars, just dumb ass cyber-trucks.

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★★★

    Botanist and space pirate Mark Watney survives off of poo poo potatoes on the reddest planet in our solar system. Beautiful, just beautiful.

    When I think about this movie I get a lil sad. I think it's one of the last movies made in a bygone era where we imagined a future where science and unity take priority over greed and ignorance.

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  • Imagine

    Imagine

    ★★★★½

    The filmmakers had to edit out a scene after John's death of a fan screaming; "Take Ringo instead god, please!"

  • Free to Play

    Free to Play

    ★★★★

    A few lessons learned from Free to Play:

    Stay in the trees.
    Appreciate fishing :(
    You don't need a desk or your parent's support to succeed.