Favorite films

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  The Return of the Living Dead 1985

  ★★★★½ Added 1

  punk rock, 80s fashion & carnage. it's party time.

  adds to the self-referencing movie mythos of zombies in actually cool & circumstance-heightening ways, literally invented zombies saying "braiiins", and features one of the coolest individual monster designs i've ever seen.

  one of the zombies uses the radio of a cop car and fully pronounces the words "send more cops...".

  the ideal zombie movie.

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Added

  i'm incapable of viewing this movie through any sort of objective lens because it kickstarted my hardcore dinosaur phase when i was like 5.

  it's pretty good i guess.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Added

  absolutely hypnotic nightmare of a film. feels like a folk tale or an old sailor's story given life. most justified use of stylistic black/white. both willem dafoe & robert pattinson's best performance to date.

  this is a movie about you and the homie.

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★½ Added

  HAIL TO THE KING BABY

  the 3rd evil dead movie could have easily just settled for more of the same. they would have gotten away with it and i would've been more than happy to get it. sam raimi, beautiful bastard that he is, decided that wasn't enough.

  army of darkness enriches the already chewy & delicious worldbuilding of the evil dead's silly little universe by going even further in on the absurdity & silliness of the circumstances ash finds himself in…

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