Mickey 17 answers the question of “what would it be like to confront yourself” and the answer is: it’d kinda suck, you’d try to kill each other, maybe there’d be sex, you’d have to process your traumas, and ultimately you’d make peace. We should all be so lucky.

I didn’t expect the romantic storyline going in (had seen maybe one trailer) but was glad for it – Mickey 17 needed that bright spot in his life, and the dynamic with…

I love a heist movie and was hoping for a bit more from this one. Everything went a little too smoothly and the characters felt too glossy and shallow/flashy, like they were designed to be made into dolls for merchandise. Give me some grimy, bitter, backstabbing old crooks à la King of Thieves any day.

I did appreciate that the locksmith was appropriately weird and almost horny enough for the safes he was cracking, but I was hoping for a…