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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Chicken remains undefeated

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Holds up pretty well even when I didn't think it would. The music and visuals are all top notch, feels like the Mitchell's vs the Machines took a lot of inspiration from this. Loses some magic towards the end, but fun nonetheless.

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  Jack 1996

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  Truly insane that the parents knew how long Jack was going to live and still decided to just lock him away for half of his life.

  At least Diane Lane is hot.

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  Shrek 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  At first they came for the fairytale creatures, and I said nothing

  Then they came for my swamp, and suddenly I had to go on a journey with a talking donkey and a sword wielding cat to deliver a half-blood assassin princess to an evil emporer but we inadvertently fell in love so then I had to kill the king and marry the ogre princess myself while the talking donkey banged a dragon that had tried to kill me.

  Oh and then everyone just forgot about the fairytale creature concentration camp thing

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