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Recent reviews

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  The House Bunny 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Jan 2024

  i honestly think watching this movie when i was first starting high school is what made me hot

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jan 2024

  had to put on some nate jacobs scenes after watching jacob elordi in this to cool the fuck down

Popular reviews

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  South Park (Not Suitable for Children) 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  once i heard “10,000 dollars” i had a feeling randy marsh’s dick would be out for a majority of the special

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  i don’t think that i have ever been more angered by a movie. they announced this movie in 2020. you can only enjoy this movie intoxicated and i’m so sad i wasn’t.

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