Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  If Liam Neeson was in a Saw movie it would be this. 🤩

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I’m beepboop’s number one fan.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  Half star only for when she wanted to punch the baby. Relatable.

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  Arthur the King 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  “Spoiler: the dog doesn’t die” is some real bullshit advertising here Marky Mark. “The dog won’t die but it’s gonna get as close as possible at minimum 3 times” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, but is much more accurate.

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