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kwess

I will rate the worst shit in the world five stars if it was an enjoyable watching experience. Just a disclaimer.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Edge of Tomorrow
  • The Book of Life

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  • Red One

    ★★★★

  • Dear Santa

    ★★½

  • Charlie's Angels

    ★★★★★

  • Carry-On

    ★★★½

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  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★★★

    hey… listen…



    was it very Hollywood and cookie cutter and artificial-feeling? yes, but it was also really engaging and had some very fun fight choreography, and that’s all a girl really ever needs.

  • Dear Santa

    Dear Santa

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    an expertly crafted silly story showing the complexity of life and the beauty in every single little thing about it, made by an inspiring set of leaders and, most importantly, dreamers.

    If you are one of my girls reading this: I love you with all my heart
    If you aren’t: I love you too (you are Kenough)




    DONT RUSH THIS BAEYBAH
    BAEEEYYBAAAYYYYYYYYYEHH

    I WANNEH PUSH YOU AYROUND
    WELL IH WILL, WELL I WELL
    I WANNA PISH YOUOU DOWN
    WELL I WILL, WELL I WIIILL

  • Brad's Status

    Brad's Status

    ★★★

    this was bad at the beginning when I thought it was a drama but once I realized that the movie was about him being a horrible person or at least having horrible values and priorities then it was hilarious

    that whole dinner scene was so fun and had me sitting on the edge of my seat out of pure excitement (although that might’ve also had something to do with iris’ feet in my face)

    also how is he expected to have raised such a nice and considerate son? like that must’ve been all jenna fischer

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