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The Addams Family 1991
90/100
gomez… last night, you were unhinged. you were like some desperate howling demon. you frightened me… do it again.
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Twilight Zone: The Movie 1983
75/100
can’t believe it took me so long to see this when i’m such a lover of the original series. man that sure was a lot more ethnic and racial violence right out the gate than i expected!! segment three with anthony and his gaggle of scary ‘family members’ was definitely my favorite… and maybe even the only segment i really liked (that shot of anthony’s sister upstairs??? genuinely the one moment that creeped me the hell out) and i…
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
20/100
weird to watch this without ever having seen a single other deadpool movie, but even without the context, i could tell that many of the jokes were just tired. so many jabs and references to deadpool being gay with zero follow through that it almost loops all the way back around to being homophobic - i don’t need an inspiring queer storyline from a movie like this, but most of the ‘humor’ of deadpool (who can be funny, i’d be lying if…
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Nocturnal Animals 2016
5/100
just 2 hours of absolutely ridiculous pretentious sexist shallow manpain bullshit
was literally YEARNING for the nuance... nowhere to be found
but ms. queen amy adams... i may be disappointed in you for accepting this role but DAMN did you look good in that green dress
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