Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I could go into heavy detail how The Substance and Eraserhead are two sides of the same coin, but I won’t.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Poor Thomas lost 3/4 of his polycule within 24 hours to a vampire with a massive dick.

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2022

  * SPOILER WARNING *

  I love how it was set up for K to be this special miracle only for him to be just a regular old replica. It’s like getting the POV from a side character as the main character. Honors the original Blade Runner very well. 

  Hate brutalism as an architecture style and this movie was full of it so minus half a star.

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  The Borderlands 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 31 May 2024

  Came for the religious motifs, stayed for the deepthroat demon.

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