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Recent reviews

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  Miracle Mile 1988

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  what if you were having the worst night of your life and then the world ended and then your girlfriend had the worst haircut i’ve ever seen

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025 3

  i did not enjoy my time in the gorge. that said, it takes a bold vision to bring such an important new setting to filmmaking. sometimes we must stumble before we can run, and sometimes we must fall into the gorge

Popular reviews

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  imagine not going to see the cow play. imagine you are in a city for 24 hours with no money and no plans, and you get invited to a play about a cow. by the man playing the cow himself. and you just what, forget to go? i saw you take the damn flyer ethan hawke. you’ve got the info. imagine being so self absorbed. imagine having the fucking GALL

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2024 2

  seen in a theater filled with absolute morons. laughing when it was unintentionally funny, laughing when it was intentional, but the biggest laughs came when there was no humor to be found at all. they were determined to laugh, and laugh they did. they laughed like they had already seen it, brought a friend to come see it promising it was hilarious, and made sure to laugh as much as possible to reiterate how funny they found it. their friends…

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