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  Focus 2015

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  The football scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie ever. The rest of this movie is exactly what I think of will smith movies. Pretty okay. Some good moments. Cliches everywhere. Dialogue that no one has ever used in real life.

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  The Year Without a Santa Claus 1974

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Snow Miser/Heat Miser is a certified hood classic. Something about this animation style just feels like home

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  This movie is the most exhausting self-congratulatory garbage I’ve ever watched. Such incredible actors given a piece of dry wall as a script. Everytime I thought this movie was slow it cut to something slower and more boring. Either try to be pulp fiction or don’t. I don’t care. Just pick a lane. All the nothing-burger storylines all over the place for some almost mediocre tie together ending was exhausting to sit through. How does 2Hrs 40min feel like 9 years?

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  Kung Fu Panda 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  The Tai Lung prison escape scene does a better job of establishing a villain than any marvel movie ever has. 

  I am Po. I am a big fat panda who will become the dragon warrior. Life is more than noodles.

  Every line from Master Oogways mouth is a nugget of actual real life wisdom.

  The dynamic between Shifu and Tai Lung is good.

  This movie rocks.

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