Snow White (Rachel Zegler) is a princess, but loses any power to the Evil Queen (Gal Gadot), who forces her out of the kingdom for simply being prettier than her. On her journey, she finds confidence, wisdom and seven dwarves.
“Snow White” is Disney’s live action remake of their very first animated film, and while it wasn’t a favorite of mine growing up, it’s still a very well put together film with love and care. This remake is solid enough…
Eddie (Bill Skarsgård) is a deadbeat, looking for an easy way out. After breaking into an SUV, he finds himself locked inside the car, unable to get out. The cars owner (Anthony Hopkins) won’t let him off easy. “Locked” is a claustrophobic chamber piece that’s well-executed. Even though the setting of a car is limited, the filmmakers do everything they can with it. The film would’ve completely fallen off were it not for the commanding steeliness of Hopkins’ William, torturing…
Austin (Jacob Laval) is an everyday kid. Born with a disease that makes his bones more brittle and easier to break, he’s also autistic. But this doesn’t deter him, nor his spirits. He’s energetic, loves movies and has an infectious energy.
Ok, that’s Austin. I want to make something explicitly clear, something the marketing has been hiding from you, the potential audience: Austin is NOT the main character of “The Unbreakable Boy”. Not at all. Instead, our main character is…
Dustin already mentioned it… but Dopey’s ass was fluffed and fashioned into a pillow. He let it happen, too. Surprised he didn’t let out a monster fuckin ripper of a fart.
