Kyle

Kyle

Favorite films

  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Matrix
  • Casino Royale
  • Die Hard

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

  • Beat the Devil

    ★★★

  • Agent Orange

    ★★

  • Enemy of the State

    ★★★★

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★½

    Having just watched Venom Last Dance, I gotta say, this wasn’t too bad. Some poor dialog and iffy CGI at times, but decent action and Aaron Taylor-Johnson does well.

    I’d like to see him and Holland Spider-Man tangle with each other. Connecting them to the MCU could maybe fix some of Sony’s issues like they did Electro.

  • Beat the Devil

    Beat the Devil

    ★★★

    More insanity in the form early 2000's Tony Scott Directing short films but unlike the simple story of Agent Orange with unknown actors, you get Clive Owen, James Brown, Gary Oldman and Danny Trejo playing a modern Devil Went Down to Georgia with Gary Oldman playing the cracked out Las Vegas version of the Devil and James Brown seeking to regain his youth. The actors make this worth watching specifically Oldman, and of course the crazy acid trip that is Tony Scott.

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  • Batman Beyond

    Batman Beyond

    ★★★

    Terry McGuiness -"2 against 7, bad odds."

    Bruce Wayne - "For them..."

  • Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

    ★½

    A few things you should know about this movie.

    1) Stallone actually yells "stop, or my mom will shoot" to a fleeing criminal.
    2) Stallone, who is a grown man with a grown man job gives a coworker a swirley because he threatens his mother.
    3) Stallone only went out for this movie because Schwarzenegger started a fake rumor that he was going to go for it.
    4) Finally, Stallone regards this as his worst movie and he did two soft core pornos.