Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Lily James & Jamie Foxx ate that shit up this was fun

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2024

  I also fart when I nut if anyone was wondering

Popular reviews

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  Climax 2018

  ½ Watched 08 May 2021

  Horror is at its best for me when used as a vehicle to help us understand our characters, world-build, or otherwise further develop some other aspect of the story. Climax does the opposite and uses horror as the driving force of the film + a stressor to provoke a gut-wrenchingly negative reaction out of you. While it definitely succeeds in doing this I kinda just feel like it’s a cheap way to get a reaction especially w/ a story that…

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2023

  Goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn this movie was so fucking good!!! I was fully expecting to hate this after the previews and ESPECIALLY after they starting singing (I did not realize this was going to be a full-on musical lol), but they balled my inner hatred up into a piece of chocolate and made me eat it, I felt like a little kid marveling at the screen for like 2hrs straight. Hugh Grant was incredible, Keegan was incredible, the songs were incredible, and whoever redid the old Willy Wonka instrumentals deserve they pussy ate

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