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  It Follows 2014

  ½ Added 2

  5 WORD REVIEW: 100% SHENINNAGANS LADEN STUDIO HYPE!

  It follows.... IT SUCKS!!!

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  Matango 1963

  ★★★ Added

  5 WORD REVIEW: MUSHROOM MADNESS POWERED BY TOHO

  People get stranded on an island. then they eat mushrooms. they they become mushroom people. It's as simple as that. I feel that The Mario Bros. have lied to me about the effect of eating mushrooms my whole life.

Popular reviews

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  Ricochet 1991

  ★★★★ Added 1

  5 WORD REVIEW: JOHN LITHGOW WILL MURDER YOU!!!

  This is an awesome action flick that almost never gets mentioned. Hey, It's no die hard... but it's every bit of die hard 2. And movie in which there is a prison gladitorial pipe fight where both the combatants tape phone books to themselves as some sort of makeshift armor is great with me... also, did I mention that said fight is between Lithgow and Jesse "The Body" Ventura! that alone is worth the admission alone.

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  Destroyer 1988

  Added 3

  5 WORD REVIEW: LYLE ALZADO..... WITH A JACKHAMMER

  I REFUSE TO REVIEW THIS.. It's got Lyle Alzado...And A Jackhammer...With a huge scope on it. I refuse to review this! LUST LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN POSTER!!!!!!!!!

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