Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Forrest Gump 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  What if instead of forest gump it was forest goon and he was gooning

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  Chernobyl 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Only 3 1/2 stars because i hate communism

Popular reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  I loved the part where there was alot of cum annnd the part where everyone was wet.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024 1

  I was ready to open my legs as soon as I saw his long leg. His pasty white long leg. Mmmm. Get in me Nicolas cage.

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