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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  parasite but it's one dude

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  Before I Wake 2016

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  they really thought they ate

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ½ Watched 12 May 2023

  Keeping in mind that I watched this with badly influenced high expectations, which makes me hate it even more, this movie was a complete waste of my time.

  From what I know, scary movies are supposed to be scary. This is not made to scare the viewer, it's just meant to surprise them. Out of nowhere noises, abrupt scenes, forced tension for no absolute reason, and pretty much just tricks to put us into some kind of stress. The problem…

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ½ Rewatched 06 Jan 2023

  ... So nobody's gonna talk about the fact that a 25 year old showed a 15 year old her boobs in this film, and that that's like, objectively weird?
  Also, terrible movie. Hated it. I was bored all the fucking way through.

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