Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Charlie Swann is so fine

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  Barnyard 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  You think to yourself, how could one possibly improve upon what is undoubtedly the pinnacle of modern cinema, and then you rewatch this movie with Persian dubs and are left entirely awe-struck.

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★ Watched 18 Jul 2024

  Genuinely felt insulted after watching this it was that bad

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Everyone’s talking about bill Clinton’s pic but what about nixon.png?

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