Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i’m not sure what happens in the original snow white but i feel like this was not it. did i have fun? yes. could you pay me to rewatch it? absolutely not

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  a product of its time for sure but at the end of the day good for her

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  i’ve never been so happy to piss during a movie
  i would rather be strapped to a chair with my eyes held open watching wonka while being force fed wonka bars

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  Shiva Baby 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  i hated watching it. i loved the movie. shiva baby.

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