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Recent reviews

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  Maybe I'll Come Home in the Spring 1971

  ★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  You can tell that the team behind this was trying to inject some style into this, but it always fell flat. The close ups were always too close and rarely during truly expressive character moments (because there were none) and and wide shots were poorly framed. The flackback sequences existed only to send up the ending, but they also followed Flack (I think? Quack maybe? wtf was his name even) on his journey to find her. This is a redundant…

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  Go Ask Alice 1973

  ★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025 1

  THIS IS A DRUG PSA!!! DON'T DO DRUGS! -An accurate recounting of this movie's script

  Oh also Alice gets clean at the end and then fucking dies off screen and then the credits roll

Popular reviews

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  MirrorMask 2005

  ★★ Watched 30 Sep 2020

  Way too unsettling for the fantasy feel it's trying to go for. Doesn't help that it looks like a PS2 cutscene with an Instagram filter. There were some cool concepts, but it was usually underwhelming.

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★ Watched 31 Jan 2021

  Follow Taylor, a narcissist astronaut who spends 2000 years in space just to return to Earth with literally nothing interesting.
  
  Marvel as he fails to convince ape-men that he is intelligent, despite talking, having complex use of tools, and A FUCKING SPACESHIP!
  Be amazed by his ability to get out of near death situations by just being an ass!
  Watch as he tries to develop a relationship with a woman who does not know how talk! It's just as creepy…

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