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Volcano 1997
Tommy Lee Jones stars as the worst fucking father alive in this film, as well as a completely incompetent emergency response director. He kept thousands of people (including his daughter!) in active danger acting like they didn’t need to evacuate the whole damn city.
There’s no way a single scientist was consulted in the making of this film. The fact that the word volcano wasn’t even used til the end of the film - what else could’ve possibly been going…Translated from by -
Wild Wild West 1999
There were some phenomenal outfits in this film. There’s also an antagonist with the craziest southern accent + facial hair combo
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Real Genius 1985
Val Kilmer playing a mad scientist who conspires against the government is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen
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Trolls Band Together 2023
I’ve always thought trolls looked real tasty but now I wanna know what huffing them would be like
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