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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I don’t remember the last time I turned off a movie 30 minutes in. I found this one extremely intolerable for some reason.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  I just don’t understand how or why they annihilated Bill Skarsgard’s features.  I went to see the movie to see him. And I couldn’t see shit beyond that ridiculous Waluigi mustache.

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  A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter 2024

  ★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  I like Sabrina Carpenter well enough but I felt like this special was a total flop. It wasn’t funny or genuine in any way. The blooper reel at the end felt so unearned it made me cringe.

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  Overboard 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2022

  This is my sick day film. And today I had the hangover from hell. Literally felt like I was going to die.

  And then I put on this movie and it was like an IV drip for my soul. 

  It’s absolutely brilliant. Shame on those people that remade it in 2018.

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