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  Speed 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Woah! I didn’t recognize your game, Speed, but I especially your flow

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Sweet but preachy. It’s hard to dive deep into these ‘characters’ when the plot’s bound by a strict timeline.

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Corporate, soulless slop.

  I can’t even say this misses the original story’s point — this ChatGPT garbage miserably tries to rewrite Wonka’s desensitized villainy and introduce a revisionist point.

  There’s no fun here. In addition to a bad Gene Wilder impression, nothing’s natural. Everything’s a profit-motivated calculation setting up a ‘Wonka’ universe going nowhere except plopping audiences in hell.

  A new low in today’s directionless, corporate-fueled productions: I’m gonna barf

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2021

  Depressing, messy, and the script makes no sense. Tried to critique everything and nothing; stands for nothing other than doom-sensationalizing.

  It feels like it was made for a very small #Resistance lib group on Twitter. Still, not exactly that convincing or motivational. A Melancholia meets Dr. Strangelove wannabe.