Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Touch of Evil 1958

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This movie makes me wanna be a gaffer

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  When I own a bong I'm gonna name it Joon Ho so it'll always hit extra fucking hard

Popular reviews

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  Seven Samurai 1954

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Rubbing my buzzed head like Master Shimada whenever something slightly important occurs

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  The Apartment 1960

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  This is a great movie about why you shouldn't (or sometimes should) date your coworkers