Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  as a lesbian i need this to happen to me

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  Pariah 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  another one in the oh my god let me hug them canon

Popular reviews

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  The Dirt 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2019

  this was so terribly cheesy and dumb, but what else would you want out of it? anything at a more dignified level would be unrealistic for mötley crüe, that’s just how it is. it’s fun and shitty and the fucking makeup on razzle was beautiful. this was the perfect movie for the dirt and just the band in general, and anyways it’s two a.m. so i’m gonna head off.

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  White Wedding 1989

  ½ Watched 14 Jan 2020 2

  ahaha yeah your film in which a 16 year old girl (who you have undress at every opportunity) plays an overly traumatized student who falls so in love with a middle aged “brilliant” man who suspiciously looks like you that she’s willing to live locked away just to be your sex slave is totally art bro 🤩🤩 i especially love the part where your stand-in is framed as the victim even after he spent assumed months sleeping with and physically…