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Recent reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  Watched 07 Oct 2024

  our cinema was laughing so much it almost became some unhinged sitcom

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 14 Aug 2024

  never have i been more thankful to have someone's head blocking my view

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Popular reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2021

  Arrakis is what Europeans think Australia is like

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  Titane 2021

  ★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2021 1

  Had to leave the cinema for a couple of minutes in order to avoid fainting, or throwing up multiple pieces of bruschetta

  I have only ever had a similar experience on two other occasions:
  1. When 12 year old me fainted during the abortion scene in Prometheus
  2. When Anakin turned evil in Revenge of the Sith and 5 year old me got scared and dipped

  I thought I was hardcore. Thought I could handle anything. Maybe I am just…