Favorite films

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  High Strung 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  "I didn't ask to be born"

  Forget the Joker, forget Tyler Durden, forget Edward Cullen, forget Patrick Bateman: Thane Furrows is LITERALLY ME

  Possibly the purest form of catharsis I've ever had from a movie, I haven't felt this much at peace in a while. The premise is perfect, the bits are perfect, the ending is perfect. Small budget so it's a little rough around the corners but I think that only adds to the charm, this honestly works better being a little unpolished. You can really only get away with making a movie like this once but man it's such just a great concept

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  Eraserhead 1977

  ★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023 2

  Complete hogwash (sorry Julian)

  There are fleeting moments where it evoked some interest in me, but I can 100% confirm after watching this that I am not a David Lynch guy. You don't get a free pass to put random shit in your movie that serves no purpose and noone can explain just because you're David Lynch, I don't care

Recent reviews

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  Fundamentally disproves the notion that you can't punch down in comedy. About a 50/50 hit rate with the gags but goddamn the hits still really fucking hit. Out of the Adam Sandler gang Kevin James has always stood out to me as the one that actually has a better understanding of comedy than the rest of them.

  I don't think we will ever see a Mall Cop 3 but by god I will go to my grave wishing that there was

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Verrrrry simple, probably too simple, but by god I have to commend Steven Soderbergh for being a director that actually experiments and isn't afraid to try doing something like this

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  It's fine, didn't really like the last third. Exploring the premise of multiples was the best part. Very on the nose with its message but that won't stop people from buying a beef burger after watching this without giving it a second thought

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024 1

  Yeah this was awesome, Elphaba a baddie fr

  If I had to nitpick I'd say Elphaba is slightly too infallible of a character, and one other thing that was so minor I've already forgotten it by the time I've walked out of the theater

  Theatre kids are insufferable but I also hate "I don't like musicals" mfs, literally one of the oldest forms of storytelling

  I'm glad that there was so much more going on in this story than from…