Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Room 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2022

  don’t watch when you’ve been living alone for 3 months.

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  Closer 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jul 2022

  “foursomes are sticky. stay out of them — normalize open relationships instead… and don’t get married”
  -Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, Jude Law & The Other Guy

  jude law is an whiny arse
  julia roberts is still eat, pray, love 
  the other guy doesn’t look like a derm
  natalie portman is natalie portman 

Popular reviews

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2022

  very much gaslight and girlboss. but for men

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