Neato Corleone

Neato Corleone

Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • House
  • Pink Flamingos

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  • Anora

    ★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Munsters

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★½

    Too long. Could’ve ended much sooner - like right after they’re married. After that point, Anora diverges into a Home Alone-style bungling hostage flick which has its moments of hilarity, but also blaring sex and violence that smears the “Cinderella” romanticism of its earlier scenes, even as it twists its spiked heels into the traditional plot of the story.

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    Cute - not nearly as funny as I thought it would be. It’s a throwback to the classic age of Looney Tunes at a time when Warner Bros can’t figure shit out and Max got rid of the old toons. Animation as it used to be.

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  • The Munsters

    The Munsters

    Crap. Despite serviceable production values this side of Spirit Halloween Stores, it lacks everything else - witt, humor, heart, and convincing acting, unless your idea of a funny joke is farts, burps, and slide whistles. Sheri Moon Zombie, Jeff Phillips and Daniel Roebuck must’ve been the 3rd place winners of their respective look-alike contests. With no meaningful connection to the original TV series, aside from Rob Zombie wanting to dress Herman Munster like himself, the Munsters feels like it was conceived somewhere between the gas station restroom and returning the key to the attendant without washing your hands.

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful and moving. Foster shows that by completely immersing and understanding the underwater world of the octopus, we can begin to enter the conversation nature is definitely trying to have with us if we would only listen.