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Favorite films

  • The Fly
  • Amadeus
  • Ratatouille
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • Big

    ★★★★

  • No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

  • Shrek

  • Home Alone

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  • Big

    Big

    ★★★★

    This one was courtesy of mom.

    Actually really cute if you don’t think about the sex part. (Kinda hoped they’d avoid that. But like, it’s honestly not as weird as all that. It’s just not that kind of movie. I think Susan should’ve been a lot more concerned there though. Maybe she was in shock.)

    Inspired me to listen to my inner child more. I’ll start doing that. 

    Young Tom Hanks was cute as a button. He’d have been great in a gay indie tragedy where one of them dies at the end. 

    I need to watch more of these lighthearted 80s movies, I miss them.

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

    they kind of served with this one not gonna lie

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  • I Believe in UFOs: Danny Dyer

    I Believe in UFOs: Danny Dyer

    ★★

    “You wouldn’t expect all of this to be going on in a cul-de-sac.”

    British people are fascinating. I’m convinced this bloke truly and fully believes everything he’s told, no matter how outlandish. It’s a little endearing. I actually laughed when they showed that cardboard cutout alien popping up from the window and he watched it in total shock and acceptance. I’ve always found it kinda weird and demeaning when people say that they’re specifically attracted to “stupid” men, but for…

  • Lupin the Third: Return of Pycal

    Lupin the Third: Return of Pycal

    I’ve been sick for almost a week now and it’s been borderline impossible to get any sleep. I wake up at 1 am to coughing fits and then my pain keeps me awake for the rest of the dreadful night. NyQuil does nothing and I’ve given up on ASMR entirely. I thought this nightmare would never end.

    How lucky I am to have discovered Return of Pycal, because now I can simply put it on and fall asleep within 30 seconds.