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Gremlins 1984
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Only Chris Columbus that should have a day. Would be dope of the gov’t gave us the day off to watch Gremlins, the first two Home Alones, the first two Harry Potters, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bicentennial Man, and I Love You, Beth Cooper.
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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2014
Smoking on top 5s.
Better ever watch.
Nothing like a Liberty Mutual Commercial to take you out of the effect of the whole damn film.
Take a shot every time there’s a comedic side cut to a crew member.
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It's a Wonderful Life 1946
I didn’t see this until I was an adult and the joy and wonder distilled in this motion picture are timeless, ageless, and beyond compare.
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Poor Things 2023
In this sleeve-punk, surrealist stun ride one is forced to grapple with a very complex range of moral and ethical quandaries. Hell of a way to get to the point that women are individuals.
But, seriously, are the sleeves meant to be yonic or…?
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