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Cats 2019
I refuse to admit the number of times I watched this film over the course of COVID lockdown. You can’t prove it and I won’t say. But tonight was the first time I’ve borne witness to its majesty in at least three years, and Jesus tapdancing Christ it did not disappoint.
Everybody should watch Cats at least once before they die. It is the purest example of what can happen when corporate cynicism conquers artistic intent. Universal hired Tom Hooper to…
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Rope 1948
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Five stars if Brandon and Philip would just get it over with and fuck already. There’s more eyebanging in this film than in your average gay bar.
Alright fine, I’ll take this seriously.
On May 21, 1924, Nathan Leopold Jr. and Richard Loeb kidnapped and murdered Bobby Franks, the 14-year-old son of a watch manufacturer. They did so in an attempt to commit the perfect crime and validate their self-images as Nietzschean supermen. The two wealthy college students imagined themselves…
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Megalopolis 2024
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I mean, Jesus Christ. Where do I even begin?
It’s pretty rare that I walk out of a movie angry. Upset? Sure, I Saw the TV Glow was an intense experience. Emotional? I cried at Marley and Me just as much as the rest of you. Baffled? Bafflement is inevitable when discussing Cats.
Anger is not something that comes to me naturally when leaving a movie theater. But last night, upon walking out of Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis: A Fable,…Translated from by -
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992
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In 1990, everybody wanted to know who killed Laura Palmer. The homecoming queen’s murder in the ostensibly idyllic small town of Twin Peaks hit the American airwaves like a lightning bolt. Co-creators David Lynch and Mark Frost pulled on well-worn tropes from soap operas, whodunits, and many other television archetypes to create something entirely new. Its blend of a surreal, dreamlike tone, horror, and an abundance of warmth and comedy turned this oddball little murder mystery into a titan.
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